Pitch Auto-Corrected Pwn

I have a new favorite thing, and it should be your new favorite thing too:

Ye Olde Geek

Disclaimer: Prolific grammatical errors and poorly conceived sentences below. This is the result of trying to blog while trying not to fall asleep.

Morningtide greetings, Blogsosphere.

So, today I read an article concerning "Technology terms" that are out of date. Archaic, even. The list makes me look like a creaky Ancient One. I mean, is "surfing the web" really THAT out of date? Painfully dated "radical", or is it something that's tastefully retro like, "peachy"? Nay, I say to ye, Nonexistent Readers. Half the list is still viable for common conversation. Disagree, and I'll microblog a shaken cane in your general direction. Hrmph.

I will grant though, that a PDA should just be referred to as the iPhone. Those CrackBerries and the other would-be-but-aren'ts simply lack in worth to bear mention.

In other news, new Mass Effect DLC (is that headed to the resident home too???) was announced the other day. What a fine time for my EliteBox to call in sick.

Mutinous Machines

My world is falling apart, I tell you. Literally.



My dungeon is littered with technology that's been on the fritz these last couple of weeks. Skynet *cough*Google*cough* must have realized I was onto them...........

I'd take solace in a few hours in WoW, but that's not working for me either. Hrmph.