McDonald's is my friend, not a fat fast food enemy

I went to McDonald's today. Just like yesterday. I've discovered that they are in the process of phasing out their Supersize selection. BLASPHEMY. Those of us who crave that jumbo goodness that only comes in Supersize are going to be so utterly put out. Why must we all suffer for the mistakes of those who don't have that ounce of self restraint needed to pick a small? *sigh* It is truly a sad day indeed. I nearly died in when I was in the drive-thru though. I was aimlessly looking around when my eyes came up on the giant window on the front with a huge advertise ment for....Adult Happy Meals.

Michael Jackson, we know you're thrilled.

Unfortunatly, the rest of us are horrified. And people wonder about that blurring of the line between adults in children. But that's okay. Alot of kids are smarter than their previous generation anyway. HA. HA. HA.

I've managed to commence Day 2 of laziness. All I did today was drop the Brat off at summer school and listen to music. Oh. And my little McDonald's excusion was in there somewhere. I think perhaps I'm going to go and see a movie tomorrow. I don't know what one though. Most likely it will be The Chronicles of Riddick . It looks like a decent enough movie.

My Mom has decided to try convince me to go to college. Inwardly,I picture a broken record that's like the Energizer Bunny...it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going.....I don't particularly want to go to college, though its humerous hearing the different things I should go for. They are as follows:

*Web design (never mind that I barely understand basic HTML)
*Writing (Ironically, I failed English class, granted that was more laziness but yeah...)
*Business Education (I've taken every business class at my High School save for one. No thank you)
*Voice Acting (There's a college for that? And no. I'll keep my impressions to myself.)
*Chef/Cooking (Just because I can microwave doesn't mean I know how to, or want to, cook.)

What a varied list. I think I'll just stick with the plan to get a regular job. After all, aiming high requires effort. And besides, contrary to popular belief, my life revolves around my free time, not my work.

In theory anyway.