Attention: Cattle prods are not candycanes to feed the homeless

Sending scathing emails is fun.

This has been the most fun I've had in weeks. One of the annoying people from school decided to email me. This is one of those emails:

"Bitch,You have serious issues. Is that really anyway to talk to an old friend? I think not. For a start, you are not always a serious maniac with an evil purpose. You have laughed alot before, (on rare occasions), at the stupidest things. Would you like an example? I regret to inform you that nobody really fears you. We just think your weird! (no offence). I do wonder about your childhood! Were you neglected as a child? is there some unknown explanation that your mystery could be solved? If there is I won't try to find it. I'm taking Psychology now, and I'm learning more about peoples behaviors, and how there mind works. You would be an excellent subject! though unfortunently, I sure you like to be misunderstood. I'ts too bad that we don't have any more classes together. If your asking yourself why, I can assure you that I find the answer most ammusing. But I have not yet grasped why you choose to remain unsocial. Would you join some kind of gothic club? or is that still being social, even though it's closer to your area? Bidding you a lightless day! Amy "

Please note that all mispellings and typos in that are not of my fault, but of hers as I copied and pasted that from my email account. Now this is a prime example of the distorted perception that others get from me. That I'm just this person who prides themselves on being a fake loner trying to look cool in the Hell known as high school.

It was in realizing this I had one of the biggest laughing attacks I think I've ever had. Yes, even my apathy has it's weaknesses. Behold one of the few. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Fake....Oh they have no idea...But either way, I'd thought I'd share my reply (yes this is one of those sort of blog posts):

"Ever Curious Idiot-
You're right. I'm not always a serious maniac with an evil purpose. When I'm not being that, I'm generally being a cynical, sarcastic person lurking in the background. You'll notice that generally all of my jokes/laughing moments are made in such a case. Heh. And as to whether or not anybody fears me, I don't really care. It's not the opinion of others that counts. And as such, your opinion that I am "wierd" does not offend me. Rather it is the expected outcome of a lifetime of actions leading to that nearly forced perspective. My childhood has nothing to do with it. I am who I am. Blah blah blah, and all that self confidence crap the world feeds you. And why is it you "cannot grasp" why I like to remain unsocial? Has it ever occured to you in any miniscule form that I in fact, dislike being around people? Not everyone is a social butterfly. It's not a "gothic" thing. I am not, and have always maintained, that I am not actually a goth. I am a dark person. A goth is more of a cliche persona that suppliments itself more on looks rather then on true personality. And a little note about the psychology thing: don't try to analyze me according to the class. Right now I don't think you've even moved past the parts of the brain. Remember Amy, I took regular, and AP psych...I know what I'm talking about too. . *laughs manically from her computer*.

-Me"

Okay, I've come to the brink of nearly gossiping. With that in mind, I end this blog post while I snicker darkly at the unfounded perceptions people have about me.

Oh, and I have senior pictures tomorrow. Dammit all to hell. Just thought I'd add that.