CAUTION: Paper dragons may eat your cookies

Obviously, I haven't blogged in awhile. The reason is both annoying and deeply entertaining.

Would you like to know what I did?

Would you really?

.................I blew up my DSL modem.

Now, I didn't exactly do it on purpose, but nevertheless, I'm once again left without my glorious Internet at home until I can get a new one. Perhaps you're wondering (if in fact anyone actually reads this...heh) how precisely I managed to make the insturment of my addiction go boom.

Heh. Lets just say that storms, spilt Coke, lightening, and the power being on are not a good mix.

Anyway, between work, and that little thing called sleep that I'm forced to do on brief occassion, my ability to make the trek to the library has been more difficult than usual. Not that I'm not trying of course. With only a few hours before I must make with the burger flipping, I rolled out of my darkened cave to walk two miles just to get some damned Internet time.

Find someone who's more addicted than I am. Go on. I dare you.

Heh.

Fuck I'm tired.

I'm getting the distinct impression that this particular blog post is horrendously incoherent. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I don't really have the energy to wade through all of the big words I inevitably end up using to make sure everything is up to grammatical snuff.

You know what they say, why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow........