Score one for morbid dreams

I seem to be suffering from excessive lethargy lately. Either that, or I've come down with some sort of terminal illness that's sure to send the into nothingness or inferno sooner than I had intended.

Why?

Because for the last two days straight.....

I've been asleep by 7:30 p.m.

For someone like me, who finds sleep a near blasphemy to their existence, this surely is a thing of horror. Especially when this is coupled with an even worse thing:

Lack of desire to be online.

LACK OF DESIRE TO BE ONLINE!!?!?!??

Hell below, I hope I either sucumb to this theoretical illness, or manage to find some mental jumper cables.

See?

Nightmares do come true.