Hell below, I must be losing my edge.
Because honestly, if I were to go back in time and tell myself that I'd so sorely neglected my blog, the old me would have most definetly kicked my own ass.
It's not like I'm the busiest of people, too caught up in her own life to document it on a webpage that hardly anyone looks at. After all, my hours at Happy Hell (read: Best Buy) have been slaughtered to the very bone. Indeed....I'm off five days this week. And it's not like I've the audacity to have a social life, because I pride myself on my zealous antisocial tendancies.
No no, my vastly nonexistent readers, I am plagued everso with an ambitionless void, sending every ounce of my being into oblivion.
But it seems for the moment, victory is mine. Said void hath turned a blind eye and now I sit, plugging away at the keyboard, dutifully maintaining my ever glorious blog.
In other mudane news, I've decided the time has come to move on from Happy Hell. Indeed, after I make my final money saving purchases (oxymoron, anyone?), I fully intend to throw in the blue towel and make my sorry excuse for a living elsewhere.
Hopefully, somewhere that actually pays me something worth mentioning.
Let's just hope that that ambitionless void of mine keeps that blind eye turned, so that I actually go and get another job. Because hey, money is the root of all evil....
....and I'll be damned if that isn't me. MUAHAHAHAHA...
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Don't be silly you're not the root of all evil, not yet anyway, a bit more practice in with those torture knives and you'll beat money out of the running and send it cowering in fear.
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