Doom, gloom, and deathy horrors loom...

If I had to describe my life right now, I think that there is but one word that can best sum it up:

Stale.

While this may envoke mental images of bread, it fits, does it not? I'm so thoroughly bored with everything these days, that it take something close to an alien encounter to wake me from this stupor. Why must my Glorious Internet fail me so? What happened to it, that I'm no longer completely entertained by the pale glow of the screen, lulled into content by the soft hum of computer, and the light tapping of the keys as I made my way though the cyber realm?

............Damn it.

Much like everything else in life, it's all a downward spiral.

Of course, don't take this to mean that I have any intention of moving elsewhere, into the offline world. Hell below, that's a bit of a steeper downward spiral, to say the least.

Enough about boredom though.

Before I fade back into the digital darkness, here are a few random words to look upon:

*Cheese
*Tape Gun
*Pig
*Pin
*Candle
*Sharpie
*Hacksaw

.........Don't ask.