Speaking of the day, in lieu of the (almost) usual top 5 list, I've devised a small three-part installment about the new experimental Mountain Dew flavors that have been ushered down the consumer pipeline recently. If you're curious, the inspiration came from this:
His reaction to the Final Fantasy XIII "Elixir" drink is priceless.
The first of the flavors that I gave a go was Mountain Dew White Out.
(Craptastic Picture)
If it looks like somebody dumped a solid cup of sugar into carbonated water, it's because they probably did. That's exactly what it tastes like. It also has the familiar vibe of the white part of a Bomb Pop. I.....think I like it? For it's dangerously sugar-packed appearance though, it doesn't have the kick of regular Dew. I don't know about you, but I cherish that queasy hyperactivity. Low energy yield aside, this is a nice departure from the norm, though I doubt it'll be on the shelves for long. I give it a 4 out of 5.
I'll be sampling the other two flavors (Distortion and Typhoon) over the next couple of days, so you can wait on baited breath for that. Or you could just head out and try them yourself, but I make no guarantees about the safety of your taste buds. My last experimental taste-test was Red Bull Cola, and it took weeks to get that horrid aftertaste out of my mouth. O_o
Until then, Internet.
I'll be sampling the other two flavors (Distortion and Typhoon) over the next couple of days, so you can wait on baited breath for that. Or you could just head out and try them yourself, but I make no guarantees about the safety of your taste buds. My last experimental taste-test was Red Bull Cola, and it took weeks to get that horrid aftertaste out of my mouth. O_o
Until then, Internet.
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