Spikes: Useful torture devices as well as stylish jewlery.

As mentioned in yeseterday's post, I said I'd blog about something somewhat meanwhile...here it is. Heh. I think. My sense of reality tends to be a bit skewed these days....

The other day, I saw one of the most amusing signs I think I shall ever see in the rest of my entire existance.

The She-Beast and I were on our way to the DMV. (A hideously long wait just for a couple of damned stickers....) when we drove past a cemetary. On the fence near the gate was a large blue sign. It read:

"FUNERAL PLOTS!!!! ON SALE NOW!!!!!"

Frankly, it looked like one of those overly cheerful Wal-Mart ads or something. I half expected some rather pale version of the Wal-Mart smiley to be pasted onto the front of it. But I suppose the horrors of modern day advertising was bound to catch up to the mortuary business sooner or later.

In other strange events this week (more precisely, today):

In English class, I sit next to someone who could be categorized (where I lowly enough to use labels...heh...heheheh...) as an obnoxious-though-rather-convincing-from-a-distance goth. The teacher had stepped out for a moment, and the rest of the class was silently occupying themselves with a reading assignment. A fiendish idea came to mind, and when I presented it to him (without actually expecting him to really do it) he stood up from his desk, took a step forward and all of the sudden leaped into the air and scream (emphasis on screamed...):

"MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!"

The whole class burst into a fit of shocked conversation, after a moment of stunned, open-mouthed silence. Even I had to laugh at that.

Yeah, I'll admit it, even I crave a bit of odd humor every now and then. But why waste the energy being funny myself, when I can just as easily make a subtle suggestion for someone else to do it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

But I digress.

Okay, actually I really don't. I don't exactly have a specific subject to "digress" from, but in any case, I'll move onto something else.

I applied at McDonald's a couple of days ago. Haven't heard anything yet, but I hope to find employment soon-even if it is flipping burgers. Money and new DVDs call to me and yet still I remain with an empty wallet. I daresay the moths will move in again soon....

Ah, finally a sufficiently long and not entirely (though perhaps quite a bit) boring. My task for today is complete. If you take that to mean that I centered my whole day on one blog post, in some aspect, you're probably right.

But hey, I never denied being an Internet and blogging addict did I? Heheheheheheheheheheh.