Don't shoot the messenger.....just rip out their tongue.

Monday, May 16, 2005
I nearly forgot to blog today. Quite shameful of me.

The Beast has put a padlock on the door to the computer room. He taunts me with the key. For now, I have access to it, unlike The Brat. However, there is the ever present chance that it could be ripped from me at any moment.

Heh. Just another day in the life of my psychotic parents.

At times I'm tempted to question why I pay such exhorbitant amounts for the Internet, when I live with the threat of being locked out. Truly, one must see my deep Internet addiction. Not that I really need to go on about that anymore. It's one of the most obvious aspects of my life and personality.

Well, aside from the whole dark and antisocial thing.

Ugh. This is terrible. I can't think of anything to post. I'm out of thoughts, ideas, poems, witty and sarcastic saying. Hell, even my trademark long morbid rants are falling short today. Maybe it's all the grease I've been around lately, but bloody hell am I becoming braindead.....

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