Slackers R' Us

Hello blogosphere.

Actually, I should have probably tagged this as another Internetless Blog Chronicle, because I'm at work and the closest I am to a computer is an old school Dell shoved behind the case of my machine's touchscreen.

Yeah, I"m at work.

And yeah, this is me being productive. *smirk*

I suppose I mention my surroundings for the sole fact that observation in hindsight is harder for my brain to put into linguistics. Color it a bad habit from high school, with the two hundred page play by play of every bitter and blithe moment. Perhaps I should start posting some excerpts here if I can refrain from not picking through all the inevitable grammer mistakes that it's bound to contain.

Heh. If I were a social person, I so should have been an English teacher. But I'm not, and I very much doubt that my fellow Americans would want to pay me to currupt the nation's youth.

Muahhahhahahaa...

Anyway...

I'm deathly bored, and my brain is muddled with all that needs doing, and that which has already been done, but probably needs reding, and all that I want to do, but can't, because of all the rest that still needs doing.

...........Got all that?

Take a moment, if need be, to let the stars fade. I don't mind. I often have that effect on people. The Dazed and Confused Syndrome, as it were.

So here are a few items from the "Still Needs Doing" list. Perhaps having them here for all the world to ignore will keep me trudging forward.

*Start selling off all the junk collected from years of pack ratting.

*Lower my bills by lowering services provided. (IE: antisocial people don't need $65 a month cell phone plans.)

*Make a decisive step forward in furthering my education

*Procure a somewhat fuel efficient vehicle and ponder deeply the fate of my beloved Truck of Doom

*Get the electric turned on at our old place, so that Boy (my older brother) might have a reason to fork over some rent.

*Put together a business plan for the She-Beast and I.

*Rule the world. Preferably with a spork and iPod.

Will all this give Ambition the kick in the ass it needs? Probably not. But at least I tried.