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Home from school today. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.....

One of the few advantages to being sick it seems is that glorious day or two that one can generally get off of school. However, it retrospect, this was probably one of the worst weeks to do so. I've got a mock trail in my criminal justice class where I'm a witness (A cornoner...which is a funny story in and of itself which I'll talk about later) that if I miss too much I end up with a really difficult alternatiave assignment.

Stupid bastard.

Heh. Now then, on to me being a "Cornoner". Indeed, it seems such a fitting occupation for one such as myself (though in reality, I would never be one...too much school). But the humerous story behind it is this:

The teacher was calling on students to raise their hands for the character in the mock trial they wanted (Judge, lawyers, other witnesses etc.), when he came to the position of the Witness Coroner. I raised my hand...no one else did...and just as I was doing that...EVERYONE looked at me, and the teacher just gave me this smirking that-is-your-destined-position look and nodded.

I thought it was funny anyway.

Most likely, I'll blog more this evening and say something a little more noteworthy. This one is rather pathetic. But for now, the world will just have to deal with the vauge mediocrity of this post and move on.