Just another fly splattered on the proverbial windshield that is life.

For some reason, any creativeness that I usually have seems to have completely left me this evening. How odd. My mind really does feel like a blank void of nothingness.

That's me, Zombie.

Today was one of those uneventful, yet eventful days. Confused?

Yeah, you and me both.

Though it sounds somewhat quaint, I had to pick pumpkins today. Now, much to my amusement at the time, my brother and his friend were enlisted to help in the always annoying endeavor. It is here that I learned three things:

1.) My brother's friend has the working capacity of a weak three year old girl.
2.) Brother's (and sisters for that matter) are highly overrated and as such, shouldn't even exist.
3.) I loathe orange more than I previously thought possible.

Which brings me to my next topic: Halloween.

I never understood the concept of Trick or Treating. Indeed, free candy is enticing, but why would anyone want to reward some little cretins that disrupt the peace and fake tranquilty of the neighborhood? Heh. Let them all burn...yes..BURN..

Someone asked me what I was going to dress up as. My response:

Myself. I'm scarey enough just the way I am.

That isn't to imply of course, that I don't like the idea of being scarey, it merely means that I can't really be much more frightening than I already am. Unless of course I decided to go into full Resident Evil garb, and that require more effort than I could amass in a lifetime.

And why waste that ever elusive effort on that, when I can just blog instead?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA...