When in doubt, kill them all....no one left to ask questions later.

Thursday, October 28, 2004
Had off from school today because of Teacher Convention only to find out I had a dentist's appointment and would have stayed home anyway.

They just had to ruin it huh?

The Dentist's appointment went without too much of a hitch. Just a cleaning (though I really didn't need to share that did I?). I have to say though...the dentist was a fucking Nazi with that sonic thing she had.

OUCH.

I had my teeth drilled into once and it didn't hurt NEARLY as much as that. Nevertheless, I didn't complain, merely mentally cursed loudly at her incompentency. Heh. And there was a humorous moment that I think I'll share:

Dentist: So how have you been doing on cutting back on the soda?

Me: *smirk* It's a downward spiral.

Dentist: How much do you drink a day?

Me: Lemmie see...*pretends to have to count* about 16 cans.

Dentist: *Nearly cartoonish expression of horror and shock followed by gaping* And you drink Coke right? Do you know how much ac...

Me: *rudely interrupts* Acid? Yes. Coke contains enough acid to burn through a penny and can be actually be used as a cleaning agent...which, I'm sure will do wonders for my enamal and stomach. *evil grin* But what can I say, if I have to choose between a burnt through stomach and bad teeth or my beloved Coke..I'll go with Coke anyday.

Nothing interesting to say after that. Not that that is really particularly interesting either, but hey, again, my blog.

Right now, I am partaking of an overwhelming number of fishsticks. I've eaten around 40 so far and yet still I'm hungry. Even a food lover like me is a little weirded out at the sudden urge to binge. Oh well. As long as I don't turn into a second moon, I'm great.

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