WARNING: Singing of Christmas carols will result in being shot on site

Saturday, December 18, 2004
And so my Christmas vacation has started. Nothing much has really transpired (marvel at my fancy word MUAHAHAHA) today. Mostly sat in front of a computer and printer, surfing the net and copying business documents for The Bastardly Parental Units. I was supposed to do work for someone today, but the Beast wouldn't call and find out when he wanted me to come in.

All I gotta say is no one better bitch at me for not working. Heh.

After all, I can't call myself as it is my Dad's business connection. Sort of anyway. So I'm stuck. If nothing happens by Wednesday I'm going to say fuck it, and get a real job somewhere else.

In other news....

Today I had the most profound craving for apple juice. A craving like no other. The apples....they......COMMAND ME.

And even after drinking 1.36 Liters (that's the precise amount as stated on the bottle) of it, I still want more. Alas, we're out. But perhaps the craving will go away. If it doesn't, I'll have to go and buy some, and I so hate to waste my nonexistant money on such stupid things.

Meh, I'll just grab a Coke, and all will be right in my twisted little world.

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