Another day of wasteful boredom for me to brood and ponder the ways of this pathetic world.
The Beast seems to be in complete denial about my wanting (read that as "needing") to get a job. I've mentioned I'm applying to be a Cart Herder at the nearest Pick N' Slave only to recieve a comment about how I should get more chores done.
Heh. And here I thought the real world was preparing to give me a swift kick in the ass.
Of course, this isn't going to stop me from doing it anyway. I have to say though, I nearly changed my mind about the whole ordeal after an innocent discussion with the She-Beast about the previously mentioned job turned into a stern lecture on how I need to set up a life insurance plan as soon as possible. Gee, and here I thought I was morbid....
Either that, or she's planning on killing me and pretending it was an accident just get money.
Somehow, I doubt that's the case, but either way, certainly not something I want to hear when getting my first, long overdue job. Associate it with death. Nice. Such motivation is staggering.
I'll just think of Best Buy and pretend it's all good.
See? I can feign blissful igorance too.....sort of...
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