Suffocating in the noose of life

School starts tomorrow.

A hell that I'm almost willing to walk into at this point. So completely tired of looking at the same walls every day. I really do feel like I'm in a cell in a psych. ward some days.

Meheh. I even have a straightjacket.

But I suppose that's besides the point. It does however, mark a critical time in the school year: the halfway point. Semester exams are in about two weeks and after that, it should theoretically be a somewhat smooth coast to graduation. And then I get to crash and burn in the real world.

See yesterday's blog post for more information.

I can't believe how warm it's been outside lately. Now, I'm not one to normally comment on the weather, but given as how it's been around 60 F. for the last two weeks when every other year has been below zero with a life threatening windchill, it gives cause for some consideration.

It's most convienient for my lurking purposes. There's nothing more annoying than to go outside for a good round of lurking and find yourself being blasted with freezing cold air. Only deep obbession drives me to go outside anyway, only to come back in completely numb.

But no one really needs to hear about that do they?

I'd say something gloriously profound now, and then proceed to go into an in depth introspection into American society and culture, but franky, I don't have the ambition. The only profound thing anyway is going to get out of me today, is the titles of my blog posts.

Heh.

Something rather amusing happened to me today on the way back from the grocery store this morning. For a bit of background information, I'll mention that every time my Mom has ever put her seat belt on, she has gotten into a car accident minutes later. So when I'm driving, without realizing what she was doing, she suddenly put her seat belt on, and asked everyone if they were wearing theirs. Kinda went like this:

She-Beast: *clicks on her seat belt* Everybody got their seat belts on?

Me: *smirking* Gee Mom, isn't that just forboding.

She-Beast: What?

Me: Remember what you were saying about you and seat belts?

She-Beast: *look of absloute horror* OH GOD! *whips off her seat belts and proceeds to brace herself in the chair and the Jesus Bar for the entire ride home.*

Needless to say, I took a bit more humor out of than I should have, but it really was rather funny. Even funnier was the "What the fuck?" look on The Brat's face the whole ride home.

Ah, a day in the life of me. Entertaining in so many stupid little ways.