If you want a glimpse of Hell these days, you needn't even look out the window.

Saturday, February 05, 2005
I swear, something is determined to kill me this week.

Yesterday at school, I had one of the worst migranes of my entire existance. The kind where I stumble though the hallways trying in vain to remember what my name is. It also happened to be the one day where we had a firedrill.

Guess who got stuck in a mass cluster of students right next to the fire alarm. Heh. So helpful.

Of course then I had gym class. We played baseball and while running to third base, some idiot tripped me. Slammed my head into the ground twice (Heh...I rolled. Admittedly it would have been funny were it someone else), though I suavely managed to smoothly stand up. To give you an idea of how hard I landed, I have an imprint of my gym pants torn into my leg. Heheheh. And when I came home The Bastardly Parental Units informed me that they were pretty sure I had a concussion.

Oh, and there's more.

Some ice I had in my soda that evening had something wrong with it. Literally chemically reacted with my soda...only I didn't realize it until a couple gulps into it. Single handedly the NASTIEST soda experience of my entire existance.

And still, there's more....(I feel like I'm on the Price is Right advertising prizes...heheh)

Today, I nearly got my leg ripped apart when The Brat dropped a metal table we were carrying. I didn't think the edges would have been that sharp, but it ripped through the bottom of my pant leg like nothing. Nice.

Also managed to get accidently smacked in the face when The Brat was attempting to throw a metal disc thing (dunno what it was actually...) into a pile we had set up. Knocked me flat on my ass.

There is no one who has sworn like I have sworm.

As you should see, I'm cursed this week. Just thought I'd mention that.

Pathetically, that's actually the only noteworthy thing that's happened as of late. I scarcely even remember anything else that happened. Oh, I one thing....

Star Trek: Enterprise got cancelled.

It's the end to a truly great saga in science ficton. Even managed to rank equally with Voyager And I shudder to think of when the experation label on Andromeda will surface. (That's probably my favorite show at the moment).

So there you have it, my rather violent week in one overly condensed blog post. I may remember more about it later...heh...blame the concussion...If I do, rest assured I'll waste your time and mine, posting it.

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