When lining those ducks up in a row....make sure you have the shotgun ready.

Coke is my friend. All hail the glory that is my Coke. Why?

Because it happens to be the greatest soda ever created.

Heh. Of course, that should be common knowledge to everyone, but for those Pepsi lovers out there (excuse me while I scoff drammatically), I felt a bit of enlightenment was needed.

The She-Beast hath invaded my lair to hibernate while The Beast snores loudly in his cave. It's a good thing she picked today, and not tomorrow, because I planned on sterilizing everything.

Yes, I'm one of those people.

Actually, I don't mind a little clutter, just as long as it isn't dirty. Or be anyone else's clutter. Meheheheheheheheheheh. But to get to the point of mentioning that, now I can't watch TV. Well, I suppose if I was feeling overly "rebellious" I could just tell her to get out or just watch it there anyway. Somehow I don't that would go over particularly well though. And as The Bastardly Parental Units weild the Power of Thine Internet.....

Obey the Dark One shall.

Hmmm....I don't know if it's just me, but this blog post seems really....not metaphorical..just loaded with my strange names for things (like Bastardly Parental Units). Meh. It's a glimpse into my horrific little dark world. I'm sure anyone reading this can decipher most of it.

And if not: find yourself a new brain.

That's it for this strange little blog post. My week has been entirely boring and mediocre, and completely not worth wasting the energy of blogging about.

Just be prepared tomorrow for my little rant on my loathing of Valentines Day......blech.